Mel Gibson Denied Access to Daughter on Birthday

Mel Gibson won't be able to spend a second with his baby girl Lucia tomorrow on her first birthday, after being shut down by the judge in their custody case.
The actor gets Lucia today but is supposed to return her to Oksana Grigorieva in the afternoon. The issue is that Mel's primary nanny is out sick this morning.
As such, Mel asked the judge for permission to return Lucia Saturday. No dice.

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva are in an all-out war over custody.

Team Oksana objected, arguing Mel has another nanny who is perfectly capable of transporting Lucia. She already feels Mel already has too much visitation.
In the end, the judge kept the status quo, which means Mel must return Lucia this evening. He's testifying Monday in their case. All we're wondering here is ...

Heidi Montag's Mom Now Working as Maid

Earlier this week, we heard from Audrina Patridge's mom, Lynn, who drunkenly declared that her class act daughter's a star who's "going to f*%king rise!"
Other Hills moms aren't feeling so enthusiastic about the future.
Darlene Egelhoff, who famously disapproved of daughter Heidi Montag's plastic surgery (and husband, and lifestyle) on the show, is now estranged from her. She's also fallen on hard times and is battling to make ends meet.

Darlene Egelhoff with Speidi in happier times.

After her restaurant closed after 21 years, Egelhoff now cleans houses as a maid in her native Crested Butte, Colo., she told Inside Edition Thursday.
Egelhoff admits some of her clients recognize her from The Hills.
"That's very humbling for me and I appreciate it because I don’t ever want to get full of myself and think I’m too good to do anything," Darlene says.
The reality mom says she hasn't spoken to or seen Heidi Montag since she debuted her new face/body in a tense visit to Crested Butte on The Hills.
That was more than nine months ago. Egelhoff has even launched a personal blog, Metamorphosis of a Mother, in the hopes of Montag reading it.
This assumes Heidi can even read, but we admire the effort.
Darlene's website calls itself "A mother’s support and encouragement blog focused on personal growth, self discovery, igniting passions, happiness, faith, adventure and the importance of an identity apart from our children."
Heidi, just wait until Spencer Pratt runs an errand and call her already. We know he's probably got surveillance cameras on you at all times, but still. Take a risk. Life's too short to distance yourselves from the ones you love.

Jersey Shore Reunion Recap: No Fist-Pumps Here

Those hoping for major fireworks or knock-down, drag-out brawls on the Jersey Shore Season 2 reunion special last night came away sorely disappointed.
On some reality shows, the reunion special is the best part. It's when Teresa Giudice flips tables and labels Danielle Staub a prostitution whores. Not here.
These people are all flirting with prostitution whore status, too. Anyway, here's THG's usual +/- recap of last night. Aww yeah, reunion show recap YEAH!!

There's no love lost between Ron and JWoww after The Note.

One could argue this show is depressing, and that its cast is a bunch of losers who reflect badly on our society. Or one could say It's T-shirt tiiiiiime!! Plus 7.

Could host Julissa Bermudez be more robotic? They should have gotten Angelina Pivarnick to host without the cast knowing. We'd pay to see that. Minus 5.

Speaking of Ange, Ronnie had one of the best Jersey Shore quotes last night: "How could you not smush if you get Fossil watch? And it was white!" Plus 9.

With a few exceptions, we basically got a clip show of Season 2 debauchery, with surprisingly little in the way of original fireworks. In a word, eh. Minus 8.

Sitch to Sam: "Regardless of who wrote the note, who didn't write it, who told you in person, the only person you could possibly be mad at was Ron." Plus 4.

Sitch to Ron: "Do you love that girl? Then you should be thanking me, because I'm the only one who goes up and talks to her when she's crying." Plus 4.

Yeah, Ronnie and Sammi are still together. Minus 13.

Vinny and Pauly put the VP in MVP. Or just VP.

Vinny and Pauly D seem somewhat genuine, despite their flaws. The other idiots seem like HGH-fueled caricatures of themselves at this point. Minus 10.
Ron claimed J-Woww offered to hook up with him if Sammi hooked up with Sitch. JWoww responded: "I'd rather just f--k Pauly." We can see that. Plus 5.
When footage played of Sitch's attempted robbery, Vinny declared: "It might be MVP to him, but it's VP to me." Ooooh, that's gotta burn, Sitch. Plus 4.
Number of times The Situation said situation? We have no idea, we lost count, since we were taking a shot each time. But it's awesomely high. Plus 6.
Deleted scenes: Snooki farts a lot, etc. Zzz. Minus 3.
Until Season Three of Jersey Shore begins ...

TOTAL: Even. SEASON TOTAL: +143.

Vicki Gunvalson: Hospitalized for Bleeding

Vicki Gunvalson has been hospitalized with internal bleeding.
The Real Housewives of Orange County cast member - filed for divorce from husband Donn last week - will remain under doctor care for further tests today, as professionals try to discover the source of the problem.
We wish her a speedy recovery and will update this story as more details come in.

Will Ashley Greene Corrupt Joe Jonas?

Everything seems fine and dandy for Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas, right? They couple has been spotted holding hands and kissing in recent days, while the former even accompanied the latter to South America this week.
“Oh My gosh! Just landed in Bogota and was met with lots of love and screams from fans! You guys are So amazing! Thanks for the warm welcome!” the actress tweeted on Wednesday.

So, what's the problem? Joe's mother has a small beef with Greene: she fears the Twilight Saga star will corrupt her religious, clean son!

“She’s edgier and older than Joe’s other girlfriends and his mom isn’t thrilled about the situation," a source tells Hollywood Life.

In the past, Joe reportedly controlled his love life. This included dalliances with Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato and Camilla Belle. But "Ashley’s the one leading the relationship," an insider says now, going on about the fears of Denise Jonas:

“They’ve instilled really moral believes in their boys, and Joe has always been the one to push the envelope a little bit. Denise knows her boys are heartthrobs, but she’s kind of nervous of the way Ashley has Joe wrapped around her finger.”

That isn't the major concern, of course. Considering the purity ring donned by this singer, Mrs. Jonas is likely more worried about Ashley wrapping herself around a different body part.

Capri Anderson and Charlie Sheen: Before the Rampage...

Prior to Charlie Sheen causing thousands of dollars worth of damages to a NYC hotel room, threatening the life of Capri Anderson and then getting hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation on Tuesday morning, he and his friends appeared to be having drunken fun at a restaurant.
We have the photos to prove it.

According to reports, Anderson was on hand because Sheen paid $12,000 for her services, although he's yet to actually shell the money out.

The porn star has threatened to take legal action against the actor, but courts - along with CBS viewers - haven't cared much in the past about Sheen's actions. We doubt anything will be done about them now.

For more photos of this wasted pair, visit TMZ. To express your disgust for Sheen, hit the Comments button below!

THG on TV: From Desperate Housewives to The Vampire Diaries...

Charlie Sheen got wasted this week and threatened the life of a porn star. That kind of thing takes up almost all of our time at THG.
Fortunately, our friends at TV Fanatic have the small screen world covered. Click on the following links to get caught up now...

• ON SUNDAY... Bree had tons of sex on Desperate Housewives, while Dexter actually made us sleepy.
• ON MONDAY... Freddy Kruerger showed up on Chuck, while a friend of Kono's was found dead on Hawaii Five-0.
• ON TUESDAY... Glee honored The Rocky Horror Picture Show, while Abby got very involved in a case on NCIS.
• ON WEDNESDAY... Cheerleaders were auction off on Hellcats. 
• ON THURSDAY... Stefan and Damon plotted to kill Katherine on The Vampire Diaries, while a rape took place on Private Practice.