Ke$ha to Release New Album

Ke$ha is coming out with a new album on November 22. Sort of. Mostly.
Titled "Cannibal," the CD will feature a total of eight tracks, some new and some remixed versions of singles off her platinum-selling debut effort, "Animal."

“This year has been carnivorous and life-changing," says the artist." I have my rowdy, gorgeous fans to thank for taking me on the ride of a lifetime. My only goal with this record is to keep them dancing. The songs on Cannibal were made to inspire people to ignore any hate or judgment and be themselves unapologetically. It’s the perfect companion to Animal and I hope you guys like it. And if you don’t like it – bite me.”

Dina Lohan Shopping New Show About Lindsay?

Talk about a new Lo ... han. We just hope cameras catch Lindsay trying to escape.
We're unsure about the accuracy of this exclusive scoop, but we also don't put it past her in the least. Reports say Dina Lohan is currently shopping a reality show based around visiting her daughter, Lindsay, while she is in rehab. Sickening.
Eh, we'd watch it because we're THG, but still. Abhorrent.

Watch out, Ali. You're next. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"Not only is she shopping around her upcoming trip to visit Lindsay in rehab at Betty Ford with her other three abandoned children to media outlets to sell the photos, but she's doing it to develop a new reality show," says a source.
Dina Lohan did this years ago when Lindsay first went to rehab, "selling the footage for an E! Network special and then worked with E! to land her show, Living Lohan."
"It's really sad Dina is doing this again. She's been advised it's in poor taste but that's Dina for you." Indeed. You don't become the worst parent ever for no reason.

Did Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling Hook Up?

Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling were spotted looking cozy after hours at Disneyland earlier this week, sparking amorous rumors of a potential coupling.
But it looks like that's all they were - rumors.
Much as some might think they'd make an attractive tandem, those that love the Gossip Girl star and BF Penn Badgley can rest easy: They're still on.

BLOSLING? Looks like it was not to be.

Lively's rep wouldn't comment, but we have learned that Penn and Blake are still very much together, and that there were 15 people with them at Disneyland.
Not so much in the late-night photos of Gosling, but we'll take Team Blake at its word ... at least for now. We're going to keep an eye on these two, however!
Just because. Can you blame us?

Coming Soon: A Snooki Dating Show

In the near future, we'll get to watch the Jersey Shore star select just such a caller, as sources say she's signed on to anchor her very own dating show!
"They are set to make the big announcement any day now," an insider told In Touch Weekly of the planned MTV series, which would feature cameos by JWoww and a few ex-boyfriends, the latter of whom would serve as consultants.

No premiere date has been announced, nor a title been given to the program. But allow THG to offer our assistance with the latter. Which of the following do you like best?

• A Shot at Love... and Then Like 15 Shots of Booze
• The Fatchelor
• Who Wants Syphilis?
• Fist Pump or Get Dumped

Chime in now with your best Snooki dating show titles!

JWoww Forced Out of Jersey Shore Spinoff?

Rumors surrounding a Jersey Shore spinoff continue to surface, with the latest being that JWoww (Jenni Farley) has been given the boot from an all-new series that was supposed to co-star herself and Snooki (Nicole Polizzi).
According to Us Weekly, MTV prefers the Princess of Poughkeepsie solo.

DYNAMIC DUO: MTV reportedly prefers the smaller, orange half.

Executives think focusing on Snooki will be a bigger hit, so they pushed JWoww out," an insider says, although MTV refused comment on all things Jersey Shore.
The Snooki dating show rumor has also been shot down by the orange one herself, but that may be contractual, or the show may not be about just dating.
Snook is reportedly seeing Jionni LaValle now, which may play into the plans to find love on TV too. Who knows. Regardless, she's got a lot on her plate.
She's writing a book - tentatively titled A Shore Thing - hitting stores in January. She promises that it "will have you falling in love at the shore." Sure thing.
The self-styled "guidette" also is working on hair products, and currently commands up to $20,000 to walk an event’s red carpet, according to reports.
No word if that fee includes muff cabbage.

More Breaking Dawn Roles: Filled!

Earlier this month, the Denali Coven was cast. Click HERE to see who will play these roles in Breaking Dawn.
Now, the movie has announced a slew of new actors/actresses for characters well known to anyone familiar with this franchise.

Leading the way is former Pushing Daisies star Lee Pace, who has been rumored as an addition for awhile. He'll portray Garrett, a longtime friend of Carlisle Cullen. Among other new cast members:

• Toni Trucks will play Mary
• Bill Tangradi: Randall
• Erik Odom: Peter 
• Valorie Curry: Charlotte
• Tracey Heggins: Senna
• Judi Shekoni: Zafrina
• Omar Metwally: Amun:
• Andrea Gabriel: Kebi 
• Rami Malek: Benjamin
• Angela Sarafyan: Tia
• Marlane Barnes: Maggia
• Lisa Howard: Siobhan
• Patrick Brennan: Liam
• Noel Fisher: Vladimir
• Guri Weinberg: Stefan

The most important new role, of course, has gone to Mackenzie Foy. She's on board as the spawn of Edward and Bella, Renesmee.

What a Girl Wants: Christina Aguilera Files for Divorce

So much for naked Sundays.
Despite the inclusion of this event in the lives of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman, the couple is splitting up. Two days after their separation went public, the singer has cited "irreconcilable differences" and filed for divorce from her husband of six years.

The couple reportedly signed a prenuptial agreement, as the divorce petition reads: "Earnings and accumulations of [Aguilera] before marriage, during marriage and from and after the date of separation" will be considered separate property.

Aguilera is seeking joint physical and legal custody of the couple's two-year old son Max. In her statement this week, the singer wrote:

"Although Jordan and I are separated, our commitment to our son Max remains as strong as ever."